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Brides Call Bureau of Meteorology: “Chance of Tears”

Brides Call Bureau of Meteorology: “Chance of Tears”

SYDNEY – After the coldest start to a summer in 50 years, the Bureau of Meteorology reports that they have been inundated with calls from anxious brides looking…

December 6, 2011 / No Comment / Read More

The Roast’s Guide to Having a Baby

Starting a family can be one of the most satisfying things you’ll do in your meaningless life. However, usually it’s not.  If you’re thinking of having a baby,…

August 9, 2011 / 2 Comments / Read More

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Kiwis Want Sheep Shearing In Olympics: Will Be On Adults Only Channel

Kiwis Want Sheep Shearing In Olympics: Will Be On Adults Only Channel

The New Zealand Farmer’s Federation is proposing that sheep shearing should become an Olympic sport…

January 31, 2012 / No Comment / Read More

Iraq War Over Before Christmas: Grim Reaper Gets a Holiday

Iraq War Over Before Christmas: Grim Reaper Gets a Holiday

U.S. Forces have pulled out of Iraq after nearly 9 years and 4,000 deaths. Former…

December 16, 2011 / No Comment / Read More

‘The Protester’ Named Time’s Person of the Year: “Challenges Result”

‘The Protester’ Named Time’s Person of the Year: “Challenges Result”

NEW YORK – Time Magazine has named ‘The Protester’ as their person of the year…

December 15, 2011 / 1 Comment / Read More

Gillard Reshuffles Cabinet: Puts Biggest Tools on Top Shelf

Gillard Reshuffles Cabinet: Puts Biggest Tools on Top Shelf

Julia Gillard has announced a cabinet reshuffle that sees junior ministers Bill Shorten and Greg…

December 13, 2011 / No Comment / Read More

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Queen Arrives in Australia, Abbott Says She’s “Under Pressure”

Queen Arrives in Australia, Abbott Says She’s “Under Pressure”

The Queen arrived in Canberra yesterday to great fanfare…

The Roast in East Africa to Witness Birth of 7Billionth Child

The Roast in East Africa to Witness Birth of 7Billionth Child

Before October 31st, the U.N. Population Fund believes the…

$12,000 fine for insulting Victorian Gaming Minister: “Sticks and Bones May Still Break His Bones”

The Victorian parliament is set to pass a law…

Qantas workers on strike, passengers look forward to planes leaving on time for once.

Qantas baggage handlers, customs officials and caterers have begun…

Clinton embraces novel thinking: Novel Thinking to sell story to Women’s Weekly

Former President Bill Clinton has spoken at the Chicago…

Breakthrough: Apple improves voice recognition software to 40% accuracy

Apple engineers have done a deal with voice recognition…

Activist who “doesn’t eat at McDonalds” has third Big Mac this month

Source: Jeremy Brooks (Flickr) MELBOURNE, Wednesday: A man who…

The Roast’s Guide to Having a Baby

Starting a family can be one of the most…

Brides Call Bureau of Meteorology: “Chance of Tears”

Brides Call Bureau of Meteorology: “Chance of Tears”

SYDNEY – After the coldest start to a summer…

The Roast’s Guide to Having a Baby

Starting a family can be one of the most…

How to Write Comedy

Sick and tired of writing worthy literature that doesn't…

Technology

Surprise survey finds IT people ‘actually surprisingly similar to the rest of us’

The company is now in the process of auditing its results to find out where they went wrong in their methodology.…

December 12, 2011 / No Comment

Study finds studies unreliable

MOSCOW, Thursday: A Russian scientist has released a study proving that scientific findings are unreliable. The study concluded that most studies are of poor quality, “even ending…

December 8, 2011 / No Comment
Entertainment

US Army Develops Sandwich: North Korea Develops Nukes

The U.S Army has developed a sandwich that stays fresh for two years and are looking to develop soldiers that will live long enough to eat them.…

December 8, 2011 / No Comment

Bieber Fever Infects Facebook

A virus has hit Facebook that causes images of Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus, engaged in violent and graphic sex, to be unknowingly posted on peoples’ walls.…

November 16, 2011 / No Comment
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‘The Protester’ Named Time’s Person of the Year: “Challenges Result”

NEW YORK – Time Magazine has named ‘The Protester’ as their person of the year after Arab Spring and the London riots. Runner-up Kate Middleton caused controversy…

December 15, 2011 / 1 Comment

Man claims Coke stole his name

Ben Smith of East Bentleigh has accused Coca Cola of stealing his name and putting on the side of its cans to increase their popularity.…

December 9, 2011 / No Comment
Guides

Brides Call Bureau of Meteorology: “Chance of Tears”

SYDNEY – After the coldest start to a summer in 50 years, the Bureau of Meteorology reports that they have been inundated with calls from anxious brides…

December 6, 2011 / No Comment

The Roast’s Guide to Having a Baby

Starting a family can be one of the most satisfying things you’ll do in your meaningless life. However, usually it’s not.  If you’re thinking of having a…

August 9, 2011 / 2 Comments

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